Tues 2/12 First Impressions (w/ Spoilers)

Here are some first impressions from tonight’s episode. Be sure to check back here after each episode for the latest scoop and free flowing gossip. My opinion rules here, but if you feel up to the task, go ahead and debate me in the comments. Don’t be shy. My First Impressions after the jump:

Quote of the night:

” Sorry if my breath smells.” “It does stink.” (Sheila, then Adam)

• Chelsia’s back tatoo…I had to pause my tivo for that one! Dangerous curves ahead!
• I had to laugh…Natalie, the Coffee Barasita - with boobs hanging out saying “and I love God”!
• Sharon and Jacob used to go out and are exes! He cheated on her and she hadn’t talked to him since then. You should have seen her face when he walked into the house! My first impression is that I want to see them get back together, but she is really pissed for now!
• Jen and Ryan are actually boyfriend/girlfriend from before Big Brother…and are not going to tell anyone. Since they didn’t get paired together, that makes it twice as interesting!
• Chelsia and James seem to like each other enough, as fellow free spirits.
• Matt likes Natalie. Matt likes Chelsia. Matt likes Jen. Matt is ready to hump anything that moves! BTW, did I mention there are two guinea pigs in the House too? Careful, Matt! I hear they are monogamous!
• Alex and Amanda seem to hit if off very well. Amanda is pretty darn hot from head to toe, but as soon as she opens her mouth? That voice is SOOOOO annoying! But that bod…
• Joshuah and Neil? Uh, flaaayyyyyming! Get ready for a lisp-off! “Thay there thexy.” “Oh thtop, you’re MORE thexy!” “No YOU are!” “No YOU are!” I can’t wait to see them have their first cat-fight.
• Sheila and Adam! HA HA HA HA HA! What a great combo! They hated each other before they even found out they were being paired together. She went from Penthouse playmate to desperate lame-o in 60 seconds as far as I’m concerned. And Adam seems to have a chemical imbalance or something. not that there’s anything wrong with that.